Deadly Strip Tease Ruptures Man’s Bladder

Deadly Strip Tease Ruptures Man’s Bladder

A bachelor party accident in a Philadelphia strip club landed the groom-to-be in a hospital with a ruptured bladder.  The Groom filed a lawsuit last week alleging the woman landed with such force on Patrick Gallagher’s abdomen that his bladder ruptured.

This lawsuit accused the strip club of negligence and seeks a minimum of $50,000 for medical costs, humiliation, mental anguish, and pain.

The Daily News reported that Gallagher had bought the “Bachelor’s Package” at the club, prompting the dancers to carry him on the stage and lay him on his back under the stripper pole.  Gallagher’s attorney, Neil Murray stated that “one of the dancers then got up on the pole above him and then hurled herself down onto his abdomen”.  Gallagher reported the pain being so severe the next day that he had to go to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with internal bleeding and other injuries.

The Associated Press and The Daily News were not able to get in touch with the owner of the club for his comment.

Thief Posts Video of Himself Firing Stolen Gun in a Stolen Car

Thief Posts Video of Himself Firing Stolen Gun in a Stolen Car

Criminals used to try and avoid being observed while committing a crime, let alone filiming themselves committing the crime and then posting the video on a little website called YouTube.  Apparently criminals are finding it to be more difficult to resist the urge to roadcast their criminal exploits the viewing social media public.

In one recent case, 23 year-old Ronnie Michael Wynn posted a  4-minute video (Shown Below) of himslef firing a gun through the window of a stolen car while driving through a neighborhood in the city of Vancouver in Washington, USA.  He was showing off a 9 mm pistol and what looks like an assault rifle.  Ronnie alerted the world of Facebook that the video was up and ready for veiwing once he posted it.

An unidentified girl filmed the video that is titled on YouTube “Ron gotti shooting guns again” from the passenger seat of the stolen vehicle.  Just in case the police could not find the video on YouTube Ronnie made sure to post it on his Facebook page as well.  Ronnie Wynn is already in jail for crashing a stolen car, is now facing charges of possessing a stolen automobile, burglary, and two counts of firearm theft.  Clark County Sheriff’s Office Sgt. Duncan Hoss stated that “I really wish more people committing crimes would videotape themselves in the act, it would make my job easier”.  While this criminal stupidity is making police officer’s jobs easier, according to Thomas Carr, a New York criminal defense attorney, these new tools are giving criminals “ much more opportunity to be stupid than ever before, its not enough to be a criminal anymore.  Now you have to show off how tough you are, how bad-ass you are.  Its just out-and-out stupidity.  It makes my job more difficult”.

This video of Ronnie Wynn driving around in a stolen car, shooting firearms is posted here below.  This video contains mature language.

Naked Man In A Seattle Lake Eludes Police For 2 Hours (Video)

Naked Man In A Seattle Lake Eludes Police For 2 Hours (Video)

The Hunt for Red October…  Well Not Exactly.

The Seattle Post Intelligencer reported on Tuesday that Seattle police found themselves in a very strange pursuit for over 2 hours trying to catch a naked man swimming in the city’s Green Lake.  This “slippery suspect” who has yet to be identified allegedly tackled two teens, 16-year-old girl and her brother Daniel Gonzalez, 19, breaking Gonzalez’s finger, before undressing and jumping into Green Lake.  Seattle police officers stated that the suspect claimed to be a Travis Cunningham, age 32.  No records have been found under that name.

After around an hour of swimming and evading police boats, the suspect took the police up on an offer of a life jacket.  At one point during the daring attempted escape the man swam to an Island called “Duck Island” where he continued to evade police officers in a thicket of prickly blackberry bushes.

One of the victims, Daniel Gonzalez, who was attacked by the suspect, stated that “He pretty much just attacked me from behind.  I didn’t even see it coming”.  A witness of this entire ordeal, Betty Atkinson said the alleged attack was surprise.  “The guy came out of the trees like a football linebacker.  There was no warning whatsoever”.  Before the police got to the scene of the crime concerned citizens chased the man around the lake with no success.  It was when the police arrived when the man undressed and jumped into the lake.  There is currently no information available regarding any charges the suspect maybe facing.

Check Out The Entire Video Of This Daring Water Based Police Chase Below…

Woman Blames Medication For Shoplifting

Woman Blames Medication For Shoplifting

“My name is Winona Ryder and I approve this message”

Fort Walton Beach- A woman in Fort Walton Beach stated that her medication was the reason she stole the fake eyelashes that police found in her purse. A Florida police deputy was called to a Walmart on Aug. 26 about an apparent shoplifting incident.  The deputy that was called to the Walmart was told that the woman took a package of fake eyelashes that were valued at approximately $10.  It was reported that she put them into her purse before leaving the Walmart without paying for them.

The woman told the Florida police officer that “I’m on medication and I stole some eyelashes”.  After hearing this, the deputy immediately read the woman her Miranda Rights and charged her with larceny.  History shows that the medication defense that the woman is using has actually worked in the past.  Actress Winona Ryder was charged with shoplifting and possession of a controlled substance back in December 2001.  Winona Ryder’s attorney contended that the actress was using medication because of the stress her film career caused her, and the medication caused her to steal.  Only time will tell if this woman in Florida uses the “Winona Ryder Defense” and gets away with shoplifting.

10 Stupidest Criminals Caught On Tape

10 Stupidest Criminals Caught On Tape

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Well it turns out that bullet proof also means human proof. This guy figured that out the hard way after trying to jump through a bulletproof window to escape police.

2.
A criminal accidentally shoots himself in the leg during his daring bank robbery in Brazil. He is later arrested at a nearby hospital.

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Miami Dolphins fans may not be the brightest fans in the world — well, at least these two aren’t. A pair of men was accused of stealing two Dolphins jerseys and a hat from a stadium store after a football game. One of the men showed up to court wearing the jersey he was accused of stealing.

4.
“Could I have a Super Extra Large Double Soy Latte and a bag of free range diet oats for my horse, please? In Steamboat Springs Colorado a few people go on a wild horse ride through a Starbucks.

5.
Stupid Criminal breaking into Convenient store, gets trapped and caught by the police surveillance camera.

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Who would have thought that the movie “Italian Job” was actually based on a true story? Bank robber gets caught after pushing on the exit door when he should have pulled. Poor Guy.

7.
Man Falls Through Ceiling of Store He’s Trying to Rob.

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Thief makes a very ver SLOWWWWWWWWW getaway in a motorized wheelchair. He almost made it..

9.
This has to be South Africa’s Dumbest Criminal. He is caught in the act of trying to steal while being booked by police.

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This gun-wielding thief has a little trouble with his ski mask. Come on guy, shouldn’t this be the easiest part of the robbery?