Deadly Strip Tease Ruptures Man’s Bladder

Deadly Strip Tease Ruptures Man’s Bladder

A bachelor party accident in a Philadelphia strip club landed the groom-to-be in a hospital with a ruptured bladder.  The Groom filed a lawsuit last week alleging the woman landed with such force on Patrick Gallagher’s abdomen that his bladder ruptured.

This lawsuit accused the strip club of negligence and seeks a minimum of $50,000 for medical costs, humiliation, mental anguish, and pain.

The Daily News reported that Gallagher had bought the “Bachelor’s Package” at the club, prompting the dancers to carry him on the stage and lay him on his back under the stripper pole.  Gallagher’s attorney, Neil Murray stated that “one of the dancers then got up on the pole above him and then hurled herself down onto his abdomen”.  Gallagher reported the pain being so severe the next day that he had to go to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with internal bleeding and other injuries.

The Associated Press and The Daily News were not able to get in touch with the owner of the club for his comment.

Kid Hospitalized After 4 Day Xbox Marathon

Kid Hospitalized After 4 Day Xbox Marathon

Moral of This Story is.. We must not disturb Dr. Darwin while he’s at work…

WCMH TV reports that an Ohio woman, Jesse Rawlins, has apprehended the Xbox of her 15-year-old son, Tyler Rigsby, after he was taken to the emergency room for dehydration after spending more than four days in his room playing Modern Warfare.  Jesse Rawlins told an NBC correspondent that her son, Tyler, appeared from his bedroom and collapsed Tuesday morning after a marathon gaming session of Modern Warfare.  Jesse said that her son became very pale and his lips turned blue before he collapsed to the floor.  “I was very scared.  I thought he was going to die.” The WCMH TV station quoted an emergency doctor at a children’s hospital saying “dehydration can lead to decreased blood pressure and a lack of adequate oxygen to the brain.”  Jesse Rawlins said that her son only left his room once or twice during the entire four day span to grab a few snacks.  She also added that she and Tyler have learned a very valuable lesson, and that “The Xbox is gone”.  Parents around the world should use this as an example of great parenting.  Check out the video below of Jesse’s statement, put so eloquently.

Butt Chugging sends Fraternity Brother to the Emergency Room

Butt Chugging sends Fraternity Brother to the Emergency Room

“The Frat Boy Butt Chug”

An unsafe drinking exercise called “butt chugging” resulted in a University of Tennessee student being sent to the hospital with severe alcohol poisoning over this past weekend.

Early Saturday morning a 20-year-old Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity brother named, Alexander P. Broughton, was taken to the emergency room with a blood-alcohol level way over .4.  The Kentucky News Sentinel reported that Alexander Broughton consumed the alcohol by butt chugging.  The Sentinel’s report stated that Broughton appeared to be “extremely intoxicated and showed signs of physical and possible sexual assault”.  The term “butt chugging” is defined as when a person ingests fluid, in this case alcohol, into his or her rectum with a tube or hose.  It is believed that this form of alcohol consumption increases the alcohol’s effects and its potency.

A Columbia Health forum called “Go Ask Alice” covered the issue of butt chugging back in 2006.  This health forum states that “Because the primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol directly into your colon, it will be absorbed much more rapidly than it would be if it entered your body orally”.  It also describes but chugging as very dangerous because “it can make you very drunk, very quickly.  Because everyone’s body is different, it’s hard to judge how much or how quickly an alcohol suppository would affect one person.”

After this most recent butt chugging episode, Broughton was released from hospital care on Sunday afternoon, and his fraternity was put on a 30-day administrative suspension by Pi Kappa Alpha International, awaiting a decision on whether the action will be permanent.  The University of Tennessee has since released the following statement:

“University officials are currently conduction an investigation into allegations involving the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity chapter and incidents that occurred over the weekend.  Due to the gravity of the allegations, interim sanctions have already been imposed upon the chapter and will remain in effect until the investigation is concluded and final reports are available.”

 

Man Jumps Into Bronx Zoo Tiger Pit

Man Jumps Into Bronx Zoo Tiger Pit

“You can’t cure stupid” Seems like this tiger had a pretty good go at it!!

Tigers are the largest of all wild cats and are known for their power and strength.  Siberian tigers are the world’s largest and one of the most dangerous cats.
On Friday, A 25-year-old man jumped from a New York Bornx Zoo monorail into the Siberian tiger exhibit.  The Siberian tiger that lives in the zoo enclosure attacked the man and critically injured him.  Bronx Zoo emergency workers scared the tiger off with a fire extinguisher after the tiger had nearly killed the man.  According to a statement released from the zoo, the man was riding the zoo’s elevated monorail in the afternoon and leapt from a car, clearing a fence around the tiger enclosure.  After the emergency workers were able to retrieve the man, he was taken to the hospital in critical condition.  Fire and zoo officials reported the man suffered bites and puncture wounds on his legs, arms, and shoulder during the attack that lasted around 10 minutes.  Frank Dwyer, a fire department spokesman stated that “one leg was severely injured” but he could not confirm or deny that the man had lost one of his feet during the attack.  It is believed that the man would have died if the workers had not been able to perform so well in this emergency situation.  The tiger is a 400 pound, 11-year-old male Siberian tiger named Bachuta.  The zoo stated that the tiger would not be put down and it will not be taken out of the exhibit.  Zoo directory Breheny said “the tiger did nothing wrong in this case at all” and it was “just an extraordinary event that happened because somebody was trying to endanger themselves.”

 

Nepali Man Bites and Kills Cobra Snake

Nepali Man Bites and Kills Cobra Snake

An arm for an arm, an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a fang…
BBC reports that A Nepali farmer took revenge on a cobra snake by biting and killing the snake after it had attacked and bitten him.  The farmers name is Mohammed Salmodin and he was working his rice paddy field when he stumbled upon a cobra.  Mohammed stated that “A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you”.  Mr. Salmodin reported that after he bit the snake to death he continued his normal daily routine before his family finally got him to go to the hospital.  This snake bite accident took place on Tuesday in a village approximately 125 miles south-east of Nepal’s capital, Kathmandu.  The snake that Salmodin bit was reported to be a common cobra, which is venomous.  BBC also reports that an estimated 20,000 cases of snake bites occur in Nepal every year.  This incident is not the first of its kind.  In 2009, a farmer in Kenya was attacked by a 13-foot python that dragged him into a tree.  The man escaped by biting the snake on the tail.