Naked Man In A Seattle Lake Eludes Police For 2 Hours (Video)

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The Hunt for Red October… Well Not Exactly.

The Seattle Post Intelligencer reported on Tuesday that Seattle police found themselves in a very strange pursuit for over 2 hours trying to catch a naked man swimming in the city’s Green Lake. This “slippery suspect” who has yet to be identified allegedly tackled two teens, 16-year-old girl and her brother Daniel Gonzalez, 19, breaking Gonzalez’s finger, before undressing and jumping into Green Lake. Seattle police officers stated that the suspect claimed to be a Travis Cunningham, age 32. No records have been found under that name.

After around an hour of swimming and evading police boats, the suspect took the police up on an offer of a life jacket. At one point during the daring attempted escape the man swam to an Island called “Duck Island” where he continued to evade police officers in a thicket of prickly blackberry bushes.

One of the victims, Daniel Gonzalez, who was attacked by the suspect, stated that “He pretty much just attacked me from behind. I didn’t even see it coming”. A witness of this entire ordeal, Betty Atkinson said the alleged attack was surprise. “The guy came out of the trees like a football linebacker. There was no warning whatsoever”. Before the police got to the scene of the crime concerned citizens chased the man around the lake with no success. It was when the police arrived when the man undressed and jumped into the lake. There is currently no information available regarding any charges the suspect maybe facing.

Check Out The Entire Video Of This Daring Water Based Police Chase Below…

Sep 7, 2012 | 0 Comments

Woman Blames Medication For Shoplifting

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“My name is Winona Ryder and I approve this message”

Fort Walton Beach- A woman in Fort Walton Beach stated that her medication was the reason she stole the fake eyelashes that police found in her purse. A Florida police deputy was called to a Walmart on Aug. 26 about an apparent shoplifting incident. The deputy that was called to the Walmart was told that the woman took a package of fake eyelashes that were valued at approximately $10. It was reported that she put them into her purse before leaving the Walmart without paying for them.

The woman told the Florida police officer that “I’m on medication and I stole some eyelashes”. After hearing this, the deputy immediately read the woman her Miranda Rights and charged her with larceny. History shows that the medication defense that the woman is using has actually worked in the past. Actress Winona Ryder was charged with shoplifting and possession of a controlled substance back in December 2001. Winona Ryder’s attorney contended that the actress was using medication because of the stress her film career caused her, and the medication caused her to steal. Only time will tell if this woman in Florida uses the “Winona Ryder Defense” and gets away with shoplifting.

Sep 6, 2012 | 0 Comments

10 Stupidest Criminals Caught On Tape

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Well it turns out that bullet proof also means human proof. This guy figured that out the hard way after trying to jump through a bulletproof window to escape police.

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A criminal accidentally shoots himself in the leg during his daring bank robbery in Brazil. He is later arrested at a nearby hospital.

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Miami Dolphins fans may not be the brightest fans in the world — well, at least these two aren’t. A pair of men was accused of stealing two Dolphins jerseys and a hat from a stadium store after a football game. One of the men showed up to court wearing the jersey he was accused of stealing.

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“Could I have a Super Extra Large Double Soy Latte and a bag of free range diet oats for my horse, please? In Steamboat Springs Colorado a few people go on a wild horse ride through a Starbucks.

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Stupid Criminal breaking into Convenient store, gets trapped and caught by the police surveillance camera.

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Who would have thought that the movie “Italian Job” was actually based on a true story? Bank robber gets caught after pushing on the exit door when he should have pulled. Poor Guy.

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Man Falls Through Ceiling of Store He’s Trying to Rob.

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Thief makes a very ver SLOWWWWWWWWW getaway in a motorized wheelchair. He almost made it..

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This has to be South Africa’s Dumbest Criminal. He is caught in the act of trying to steal while being booked by police.

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This gun-wielding thief has a little trouble with his ski mask. Come on guy, shouldn’t this be the easiest part of the robbery?

Sep 4, 2012 | 0 Comments

Missing’ Woman Unknowingly Joins Search For Herself

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Iceland’s new tourism slogan: Iceland, come find yourself!

A woman in Iceland who was reported missing Saturday night by a tour group she was with thought she went missing. This woman later unintentionally joined a search party that was searching for her. The woman was described as an “Asian woman in dark clothing who spoke English well” and was registered as a “missing person” near the Eldgja volcanic canyon in southern Iceland. Cnews stated that the woman decided to change her clothing during a rest stop and later rejoined the tour group. None of the tourists recognized her when she returned to the tour bus. 9News reported the search continuing through the weekend with reports stating she got off the tour bus and never got back on. The woman was later reported missing on Saturday night. Finally on Monday after a long weekend of searching for herself, the woman finally realized that she was the missing woman in question and notified local authorities of the confusion and told them she was safe.

Aug 30, 2012 | 1 Comment

A Regrettable Tattoo

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Redbull gives you wings, Monster gives you retards.

Aug 29, 2012 | 0 Comments

Archbishop Arrested for DUI

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Maybe a little too much to drink at Communion…

Rev. Salvatore Cordileone, 56, is the newly-appointed Roman Catholic archbishop of San Francisco and was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence, San Diego police reported. Salvatore Cordileone was detained by San Diego police early Saturday morning after being stopped by police at a DUI checkpoint near San Diego State University campus. Rev. Salvatore Cordileone is a strong supporter of California’s same-sex marriage ban and currently serves as the bishop of Oakland since 2009. Earlier this year Pope Benedict XVI selected Rev. Cordileone to replace Archbishop George Niederauer’s who will retire in October.

Rev. Salvatore Cordileone is a San Diego native where he was raised and ordained as a priest in 1982. Cordileone played a significant role in the statewide network of clergy that endorsed Proposition 8, which was an initiative to strip same-sex couples of the right to wed in California. Cordileone also served as an assistant at the Supreme Tribunal of the Apostolic Signatura for seven years in Rome. The Supreme Tribunal of the Spostolic Signatura is the highest judicial body at the Vatican.

Aug 28, 2012 | 0 Comments

Man Steals Phone from Ebola Patient and Gets Infected

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Don’t commit the crime, if you don’t want a painful deadly virus.

Medical and security officials in Uganda have reported that a man allegedly went into an isolation ward at a Uganda hospital and stole a cellular phone from an Ebola patient. The unidentified, 40-year-old thief journeyed three kilometers to the hospital and stole a phone that was worth $20. It has been reported that the suspect broke into the Ebola isolation ward unnoticed by hospital guards. The patient that he stole the phone from has since surrendered to the deadly hemorrhagic fever known as Ebola, but reported the phone missing right before he died.

Detectives pursued the thief after he had made several phone calls to friends telling them that he was showing signs and symptoms of Ebola. He then checked himself into the same hospital he stole the phone from and confessed his crime to the police. Doctors are currently treating him for the Ebola virus. According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention the Ebola virus which causes Ebola hemorrhagic fever is an infectious disease that consists of painful symptoms like: Rash, vomiting, diarrhea, and severe bleeding from every orifice of the human body. It is safe to say that the crime was not worth the virus.

Aug 27, 2012 | 0 Comments

Nepali Man Bites and Kills Cobra Snake

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An arm for an arm, an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a fang…
BBC reports that A Nepali farmer took revenge on a cobra snake by biting and killing the snake after it had attacked and bitten him. The farmers name is Mohammed Salmodin and he was working his rice paddy field when he stumbled upon a cobra. Mohammed stated that “A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you”. Mr. Salmodin reported that after he bit the snake to death he continued his normal daily routine before his family finally got him to go to the hospital. This snake bite accident took place on Tuesday in a village approximately 125 miles south-east of Nepal’s capital, Kathmandu. The snake that Salmodin bit was reported to be a common cobra, which is venomous. BBC also reports that an estimated 20,000 cases of snake bites occur in Nepal every year. This incident is not the first of its kind. In 2009, a farmer in Kenya was attacked by a 13-foot python that dragged him into a tree. The man escaped by biting the snake on the tail.

Aug 23, 2012 | 0 Comments

Man Arrested For Having Sex With Teddy Bear For Fourth Time

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Bear-ly legal— A Cincinnati man was arrested for the fourth time in the past two years for having sex with a teddy bear in public. Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after some employees at a health clinic noticed that he was masturbating with a teddy bear in a nearby alleyway. This is the fourth time that police have caught Marshall having sexual relations with a teddy bear since 2010.

In this most recent incident with his teddy bear Marshall received a citation for disorderly conduct. The Municipal Court has records showing that Marshall has already been convicted on three different occasions for engaging in disorderly conduct in public with a teddy bear. This most recent incident has resulted in a small fine and short jail sentence for Marshall.

Charles Marshall was first caught in February 2010 after some individuals at a public library called the police after witnessing Marshall masturbating with a stuffed animal in the public library men’s restroom. This 2010 arrest encouraged a judge to order Marshall to “stay away all public libraries”. He was arrested for a second time in November 2010 and again in August 2011 for “masturbating using a teddy bear in a public place where minors were likely to be present.” It is uncertain whether or not he used the same teddy bear on each separate incident. People who are aroused by teddy bear are usually diagnosed with a disorder called Ursusagalmatophilia. This disorder which is also known as Plushophilia includes any stuffed animal, not just teddy bears.

Aug 22, 2012 | 1 Comment

Man Pulled Over For Speeding To Court Appearance

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Indiana State Police pulled over a motorist for driving 119 mph in a 55 mph zone. The motorist told police that he was speeding because he was late for his Evansville court appearance. The Indiana State Troopers were patrolling a dangerous part of Indiana 62 west of Evansville that is known as a stretch of road that has a high rate of accidents. The Troopers saw an automobile passing several different vehicles, than lost track of the vehicle early Tuesday morning. After losing site of the vehicle a different trooper caught sight of the car re-entering the road from a side street.

After pulling the speeding automobile over, Indiana Police arrested the driver of the vehicle, 24-year-old Joshua Smith, native to Omaha, lll. Police charged Joshua Smith with reckless driving and resisting arrest. He is currently being held in the Vanderburgh County Jail without bail awaiting a Wednesday court appearance. The jail records online have not indicated if Mr. Smith has an attorney yet. The Court date that Mr. Smith was late for was at Vanderburgh Circuit Court on charges of drug possession and failure to stop after an auto accident.

Aug 21, 2012 | 0 Comments

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