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Well it turns out that bullet proof also means human proof. This guy figured that out the hard way after trying to jump through a bulletproof window to escape police.

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A criminal accidentally shoots himself in the leg during his daring bank robbery in Brazil. He is later arrested at a nearby hospital.

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Miami Dolphins fans may not be the brightest fans in the world — well, at least these two aren’t. A pair of men was accused of stealing two Dolphins jerseys and a hat from a stadium store after a football game. One of the men showed up to court wearing the jersey he was accused of stealing.

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“Could I have a Super Extra Large Double Soy Latte and a bag of free range diet oats for my horse, please? In Steamboat Springs Colorado a few people go on a wild horse ride through a Starbucks.

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Stupid Criminal breaking into Convenient store, gets trapped and caught by the police surveillance camera.

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Who would have thought that the movie “Italian Job” was actually based on a true story? Bank robber gets caught after pushing on the exit door when he should have pulled. Poor Guy.

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Man Falls Through Ceiling of Store He’s Trying to Rob.

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Thief makes a very ver SLOWWWWWWWWW getaway in a motorized wheelchair. He almost made it..

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This has to be South Africa’s Dumbest Criminal. He is caught in the act of trying to steal while being booked by police.

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This gun-wielding thief has a little trouble with his ski mask. Come on guy, shouldn’t this be the easiest part of the robbery?