The Hunt for Red October… Well Not Exactly. The Seattle Post Intelligencer reported on Tuesday that Seattle police found themselves in a very strange pursuit for over 2 hours trying to catch a naked man swimming in the city’s Green Lake. This “slippery suspect” who has yet to be identified allegedly tackled two teens, 16-year-old […]
“My name is Winona Ryder and I approve this message” Fort Walton Beach- A woman in Fort Walton Beach stated that her medication was the reason she stole the fake eyelashes that police found in her purse. A Florida police deputy was called to a Walmart on Aug. 26 about an apparent shoplifting incident. The […]
1. Well it turns out that bullet proof also means human proof. This guy figured that out the hard way after trying to jump through a bulletproof window to escape police. 2. A criminal accidentally shoots himself in the leg during his daring bank robbery in Brazil. He is later arrested at a nearby hospital. […]
Iceland’s new tourism slogan: Iceland, come find yourself! A woman in Iceland who was reported missing Saturday night by a tour group she was with thought she went missing. This woman later unintentionally joined a search party that was searching for her. The woman was described as an “Asian woman in dark clothing who spoke […]
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Maybe a little too much to drink at Communion… Rev. Salvatore Cordileone, 56, is the newly-appointed Roman Catholic archbishop of San Francisco and was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence, San Diego police reported. Salvatore Cordileone was detained by San Diego police early Saturday morning after being stopped by police at a DUI […]
Don’t commit the crime, if you don’t want a painful deadly virus. Medical and security officials in Uganda have reported that a man allegedly went into an isolation ward at a Uganda hospital and stole a cellular phone from an Ebola patient. The unidentified, 40-year-old thief journeyed three kilometers to the hospital and stole a […]
An arm for an arm, an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a fang… BBC reports that A Nepali farmer took revenge on a cobra snake by biting and killing the snake after it had attacked and bitten him. The farmers name is Mohammed Salmodin and he was working his rice paddy field […]
Bear-ly legal— A Cincinnati man was arrested for the fourth time in the past two years for having sex with a teddy bear in public. Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after some employees at a health clinic noticed that he was masturbating with a teddy bear in a nearby alleyway. This is the […]
Indiana State Police pulled over a motorist for driving 119 mph in a 55 mph zone. The motorist told police that he was speeding because he was late for his Evansville court appearance. The Indiana State Troopers were patrolling a dangerous part of Indiana 62 west of Evansville that is known as a stretch of […]